and I will be updating this blog at least weekly. I'm sorry for the absence!
Todays entry is a semi-rant.
Dear Can Opener, It's not like I want you to fix the entire meal. Just open the stinkin' tomatoes. I'm already irritated that I'm out of home canned tomatoes, so don't push your luck. Signed, The Cook
Showing posts with label RANTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RANTS. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
CAUTION: Rantings of a Distraught Woman Ahead
#1: I will get a blog entry in tonight.
#2: I will ignore the rhythmic crashes from the kiddo's room.
#3: I will write until that throbbing in my neck stops.
#4: I will have to devote more time daily to his room. Either that or up the life insurance.
#5: Do you know how a stroke feels?
#6: I think I do.
#7: The Legos and Knex have gone to their respective bins now. I've explained to my 8-year-old that they lost their legs in a horrible warehouse accident and cannot be expected to find their own way home.
#8: When will the chest pains go away??
#9: Did you know that you can cull a grocery bag full of trash from under the bed and an 8-year-old boy will argue with you for 5 minutes on how "that's good stuff in there!"
#10: Did you know that you can actually loosen a gold crown by gritting your teeth?
#11: My dentist loves me. I've paid for his kid's college education.
#12: The chest pains have subsided.
#13: The throbbing is dull and slowing.
#14: The vision is starting to return in the left eye, and the nausea has abated.
Ok. I'm done. really, really done. in. really.
#2: I will ignore the rhythmic crashes from the kiddo's room.
#3: I will write until that throbbing in my neck stops.
#4: I will have to devote more time daily to his room. Either that or up the life insurance.
#5: Do you know how a stroke feels?
#6: I think I do.
#7: The Legos and Knex have gone to their respective bins now. I've explained to my 8-year-old that they lost their legs in a horrible warehouse accident and cannot be expected to find their own way home.
#8: When will the chest pains go away??
#9: Did you know that you can cull a grocery bag full of trash from under the bed and an 8-year-old boy will argue with you for 5 minutes on how "that's good stuff in there!"
#10: Did you know that you can actually loosen a gold crown by gritting your teeth?
#11: My dentist loves me. I've paid for his kid's college education.
#12: The chest pains have subsided.
#13: The throbbing is dull and slowing.
#14: The vision is starting to return in the left eye, and the nausea has abated.
Ok. I'm done. really, really done. in. really.
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