#1: I will get a blog entry in tonight.
#2: I will ignore the rhythmic crashes from the kiddo's room.
#3: I will write until that throbbing in my neck stops.
#4: I will have to devote more time daily to his room. Either that or up the life insurance.
#5: Do you know how a stroke feels?
#6: I think I do.
#7: The Legos and Knex have gone to their respective bins now. I've explained to my 8-year-old that they lost their legs in a horrible warehouse accident and cannot be expected to find their own way home.
#8: When will the chest pains go away??
#9: Did you know that you can cull a grocery bag full of trash from under the bed and an 8-year-old boy will argue with you for 5 minutes on how "that's good stuff in there!"
#10: Did you know that you can actually loosen a gold crown by gritting your teeth?
#11: My dentist loves me. I've paid for his kid's college education.
#12: The chest pains have subsided.
#13: The throbbing is dull and slowing.
#14: The vision is starting to return in the left eye, and the nausea has abated.
Ok. I'm done. really, really done. in. really.