Tuesday, September 4, 2007

CAUTION: Rantings of a Distraught Woman Ahead

#1: I will get a blog entry in tonight.

#2: I will ignore the rhythmic crashes from the kiddo's room.

#3: I will write until that throbbing in my neck stops.

#4: I will have to devote more time daily to his room. Either that or up the life insurance.

#5: Do you know how a stroke feels?

#6: I think I do.

#7: The Legos and Knex have gone to their respective bins now. I've explained to my 8-year-old that they lost their legs in a horrible warehouse accident and cannot be expected to find their own way home.

#8: When will the chest pains go away??

#9: Did you know that you can cull a grocery bag full of trash from under the bed and an 8-year-old boy will argue with you for 5 minutes on how "that's good stuff in there!"

#10: Did you know that you can actually loosen a gold crown by gritting your teeth?

#11: My dentist loves me. I've paid for his kid's college education.

#12: The chest pains have subsided.

#13: The throbbing is dull and slowing.

#14: The vision is starting to return in the left eye, and the nausea has abated.

Ok. I'm done. really, really done. in. really.

4 comments:

Sommer said...

Ah, sounds like one of my days! I hope it is better today.

vivianbeth said...

I do the sorting while the kids are away ... wanna send hyper kid over some time while you sort and trash ... feel free to do so! I'm sure I can stuff him in some place around that building I clean. LOL The holding block? Think that would work? LOL

Bonnie said...

Sounds like an all too familiar panic attack! Hope it all got better. God Bless

Tami said...

One of my favorite quotes in the whole wide world is:
"In raising my children, I have lost my mind, but found my soul." -Lisa T. Shepherd
Perfectly sums up certian days we all have. I hope all is better. Blessings, Tami